Tuesday, March 9, 2021

PB & J Cafe

Have you tried the hottest restaurant in town? No need to make a reservation or suffer through long lines to get in. Get yourself a seat at the PB & J Cafe. You all know where to find it.

It's one of those boutique spots that keeps the menu short so they can get every dish just right. Can it be wrapped in foil? Is the smell inoffensive when heated in the microwave? Will the customer find the necessary utensil in her backpack? If the answer to those questions is "yes," then chances are good, you can have your order up in no time. We recommend their signature dish: peanut butter, of course. Try a side of raspberry jam. Go crazy with honey later in the week. Other fun options include crackers and hummus and cold pizza. Coconut yogurt is a must-try dessert. The luckiest diners will discover a stray chocolate stashed in their jacket pocket. 

You'll love the ambience. Total silence, actually, because you'll eat alone. Play any music you like. Check your phone for messages since not a soul is looking for eye contact. There's a terrific view of the soccer field, and the service is only occasionally salty. Plus, everyone knows your name, so you'll feel right at home. Best part is...the door is closed, which means you can take off your mask for a full 30 minutes. Enjoy!

5 comments:

  1. A perfect pitch: I think you sold me on "total silence," and I cracked up with "the service is only occasionally salty." This is the best proof that you can write about anything. ;)

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  2. This is how I always like to take my lunch, Covid or not. Frankly, I'm surprised you're allowed to have your PB&J lunch at all... What magical school is this?

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  3. They serve coconut yogurt at this cafe, too! With warmer weather, do you think PB&J will go alfresco?

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  4. This slice had me grinning ear to ear. So many scrumptious lines. Gotta say this one takes the cake- "The luckiest diners will discover a stray chocolate stashed in their jacket pockets." Oh, yes, and the QUIET.

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