Help Wanted

Seeking assistance in coping with a 23-hour day. Optimists preferred with expertise in time management and self-regulation. Expect mild to severe irritation at the timing of Daylight Saving 2021, when in fact most regular days barely suffice for tackling the typical responsibilities and general futility of a work-life balance. Duties may include laundry and assorted weekend chores, but are more likely to include meditation exercises and patient listening. This is a temporary position set to end after sunset when the employer has been rightfully tucked in for an early bedtime.